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Twilight [Dec. 6th, 2009|06:30 pm]
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Karen got me to go see Twilight with her. In an attempt to be romantic I took her out to Congaree National Forest and left her there. I must have done something wrong cause when she found her way back home she wasn't enraptured with lust. Romance is hard. Hard like math.

Fridge magnet invader
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fucknuggets [Dec. 5th, 2009|03:23 am]
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This is why I hate going to movie theaters.


The Oatmeal == Awesomeness.
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Asshole children and their jerk-off parents [Nov. 27th, 2009|09:00 pm]
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From the LA Times:
Screaming kids and airplanes: Mayday! Mayday!
"Parents don't have a right to get on a jet with unruly children. In fact, they're stealing from the rest of us."


Edit: If you are a parent who takes their kids outside when they lose their shit, kudos to you!
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Carl Sagan Day [Nov. 7th, 2009|11:59 pm]
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HAPPY CARL SAGAN DAY (Nov 7th)!

Sagan Interview Pt. 1/2


Sagan Interview Pt. 2/2
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"Why network neutrality is a big deal" [Oct. 28th, 2009|11:55 pm]
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Yep [Oct. 25th, 2009|07:30 pm]
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Mortal Donkey Kong Kombat [Oct. 25th, 2009|06:59 pm]
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Oh internet, thank you for being like the one thing that doesn't suck.
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karen... [Oct. 4th, 2009|08:52 pm]
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Within the past ten minutes Karen has:
  • Tried to sodomize me.
  • Attempted to convince me to start a career in gay pornography, which she would collect 30% of the income from as my "manager."
  • Explain to me that no matter what I do in life, I will nonetheless be miserable.
  • Said that if I loved her I would break into a bakery and load a pickup truck full of cake for her.
  • Slapped me and demanded I tell her that I loved her.
Best. Girlfriend. Ever.
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Carl Sagan - 'A Glorious Dawn' ft Stephen Hawking (Cosmos Remixed) [Oct. 4th, 2009|01:04 pm]
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Awesomesauce.
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Taylor Swift and T-Pain? Yes. Yes, sir. [Oct. 1st, 2009|10:20 pm]
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I didn't need another reason to think T-Pain was awesome but he gave me one anyway.


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