||[Oct. 4th, 2009|08:52 pm]
Within the past ten minutes Karen has:|
Best. Girlfriend. Ever.
- Tried to sodomize me.
- Attempted to convince me to start a career in gay pornography, which she would collect 30% of the income from as my "manager."
- Explain to me that no matter what I do in life, I will nonetheless be miserable.
- Said that if I loved her I would break into a bakery and load a pickup truck full of cake for her.
- Slapped me and demanded I tell her that I loved her.