PantsNotNeeded

Karen got me to go see Twilight with her. In an attempt to be romantic I took her out to Congaree National Forest and left her there. I must have done something wrong cause when she found her way back home she wasn't enraptured with lust. Romance is hard. Hard like math.

This is why I hate going to movie theaters.


The Oatmeal == Awesomeness.

From the LA Times:


Edit: If you are a parent who takes their kids outside when they lose their shit, kudos to you!

HAPPY CARL SAGAN DAY (Nov 7th)!

Sagan Interview Pt. 1/2


Sagan Interview Pt. 2/2

Oh internet, thank you for being like the one thing that doesn't suck.

Within the past ten minutes Karen has:

• Tried to sodomize me.
• Attempted to convince me to start a career in gay pornography, which she would collect 30% of the income from as my "manager."
• Explain to me that no matter what I do in life, I will nonetheless be miserable.
• Said that if I loved her I would break into a bakery and load a pickup truck full of cake for her.
• Slapped me and demanded I tell her that I loved her.

Best. Girlfriend. Ever.

Awesomesauce.

I didn't need another reason to think T-Pain was awesome but he gave me one anyway.