Fury

Twilight

Karen got me to go see Twilight with her. In an attempt to be romantic I took her out to Congaree National Forest and left her there. I must have done something wrong cause when she found her way back home she wasn't enraptured with lust. Romance is hard. Hard like math.

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Fury

karen...

Within the past ten minutes Karen has:
  • Tried to sodomize me.
  • Attempted to convince me to start a career in gay pornography, which she would collect 30% of the income from as my "manager."
  • Explain to me that no matter what I do in life, I will nonetheless be miserable.
  • Said that if I loved her I would break into a bakery and load a pickup truck full of cake for her.
  • Slapped me and demanded I tell her that I loved her.
Best. Girlfriend. Ever.